Policeman......

A policeman was walking down the streets of a village. He saw a young boy playing in the mud, making mini sculptures. He was curious to see what the boy was making, so he decided to talk to the boy.

Policeman : Watcha doin' there, kid?
Boy : I'm making a policeman!
policeman : What do you use to make a policeman?
boy : That's easy! Mud, water and shit....

The policeman became angry when he heard this and walked away silently. The next day, the policeman returned to the same place to find the boy playing in the mud again. He approached the boy.

Policeman : Watcha doin' there, kid?
Boy : I'm making a policeman!
policeman : What do you use to make a policeman?
boy : That's easy! Mud, water and shit...

The policeman got very angry and told the boy that if he was caught doing this again, the policeman would have to put the boy in jail. The next day, the policeman returned to the same place to find the boy playing in the mud again. He approached the boy.

Policeman : Watcha doin' there, kid?
Boy : I'm making a soldier!
Policeman : What do you use to make a soldier?
Boy : That's easy! Mud and water...
Policeman : What??!! You don't use the shit?
Boy : Nah! Don't be silly. If I add the shit, it becomes a policeman...