How to impress

How to impress a woman:
compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring beer.

From the joke I see... you are implying that men are more easier satisfied by women when they just get naked and have sex with them....

no it means that we guys are simpler people...girls are really complicated

it means that guys are more visually oriented........girls are more touch oriented...

it means gurls are pussy-fingers and guys are dick-head...

|ℓσтσυѕ|(~ωιиgz~)|я.ι.ρ| wrote:it means gurls are pussy-fingers and guys are dick-head...

too true.....