Sarcasm's my defense against stupidity tag

Sarcasm's my defense against stupidity.
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try
at

least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

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If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute
YR: <insert your sarcastic answer here>

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome
YR: <and so on...>

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR:

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy…
YR:

5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR:


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If an annoying pretty woman says:

1) I know you like me.
YR:

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR:

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR:

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR:

5) Look, I am pretty; I can make people hate you!
YR:

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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR:

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
YR:

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
YR:

4) What do you like about me?
YR:

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR:

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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR:

2) You smell like shit!
YR:

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR:

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR:

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR:

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If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR:

2) I know you still love me!
YR:

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby…
YR:

4) Please call me...
YR:

5) The break up hurt me so much…
YR:


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If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR:

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR:

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR:

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy…
YR:




Copy this note to your reply post. I'll take some time to do it when I have the time.

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute
YR: Did i c u at the orang utan reserve in semenggoh?

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome
YR: u probably never looked at a mirror cuz everytime u tried, it probably broke.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: i don't......

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy…
YR: i agree, u even suck better than me.....

5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: who? where? what?


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If an annoying pretty woman says:

1) I know you like me.
YR: yup, i know i like u too....

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: i'm looking at you.... duh....

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: i know... i saw u going out wif a donkey..... i'm definately not a donkey...

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: how bout a ride on the 'grim reaper highway'?

5) Look, I am pretty; I can make people hate you!
YR: GOD BLESS U!

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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: get the f*** away from me!!

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
YR: my dog ate my phone....... or atleast he is gonna eat it....

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
YR: do u have a 9mm pistol?

4) What do you like about me?
YR: do u want an honest answer?

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: i can't lie....... its a sin....

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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR: it takes one to know one....

2) You smell like shit!
YR: r u sure its not u?

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: my shoe could do better than u.....

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: atleast my mirror is still in one piece.... unlike urs...

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: ur gonna have to catch me first.....

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If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: i still love my computer.....

2) I know you still love me!
YR: let me recommend a neurosurgeon to check ur brain 4 u...

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby…
YR: go back where?

4) Please call me...
YR: call u what? monkey? donkey? b*tch?

5) The break up hurt me so much…
YR: me too, after the break up i walked into a wall while celebrating....


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If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: thank God 4 dat......

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: i can see dat.... dats y i'm not buying....

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: so? i still have to spend money... how bout 100%?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy…
YR: so is my d*ck.... but u dont hear me askin people 2 buy it....

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If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute
YR:hav u ever seen ur face in the mirror?? u look more worse then baby of jon and dylan..

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome
YR: and im smarter then you...*SUCK ON THAT,BITCH*

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR:so u saying that u r gay with GEORGE BUSH??

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy…
YR: i bet u suck at the bed...*LOGEN SCORES*

5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: AND I HAV A DICK THATS LARGER THEN URS...*LOGEN'S WICKED SICK*


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If an annoying pretty woman says:

1) I know you like me.
YR: what r u?? a sick pervert who likes to read minds??

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: shut up..ur boobs don't seem to mind...

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: ouch..that hurts...NOT...

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: what ride u r talking about?? on the bike or on my *DING DONG*

5) Look, I am pretty; I can make people hate you!
YR: look ...im young..i can rape u..*LOGEN IS OWNING*

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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: and they call obama nudist...=='

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
YR: do i know u?

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
YR: sure..as ur extreme makeover host,cause u seriously need one..

4) What do you like about me?
YR: i'll tell you when u finish counting the stars..

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: god..forgive me for im going to lie...NOT!! *LOGEN IS GODLIKE*

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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR: hi,son of a bitch *first blood*

2) You smell like shit!
YR: what do u aspect..i belong to u..

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: i know i hate u cause u ABSOLUTELY SUCK!

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: look, a unknown freaky creature that talks..

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: watch out..i may fart right on ur face...

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If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: yeah?? cool...

2) I know you still love me!
YR: what a dreamer..

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby…
YR: i'll ask my gf first..

4) Please call me...
YR: k..

5) The break up hurt me so much…
YR: not as much as it did to me..


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If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: thank you 4 noticing..but i got see my own face in the mirror...

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: good 4 u..

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: good 4 u..

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy…
YR: if i buy,would u be my slave?? i didnt think so...

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute
YR: you poor bitch....at least my mirror doesn't shatter while looking at myself...

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome
YR: bimbo....

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: and everyone will hate you because you are rich and famous..

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy…
YR: yeah..i bet those skills will be useless when you're on the bed

5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Who cares where the fuck are you from?? You have albums...THAT SUCK....


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If an annoying pretty woman says:

1) I know you like me.
YR: I know I do not, skank!

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: then why are you talking to me you whore?

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: good....here I come, Megan Fox!

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: unless you are a virgin, don't dream that you will get a ride with me!

5) Look, I am pretty; I can make people hate you!
YR: Look, you are pretty, I can make a bunch of assholes fuck you!

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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: no....i don't think so you monster...

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
YR: ok...its 999....and then the cops will come knocking at your door....

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
YR: until when? the moment you die?

4) What do you like about me?
YR: your ugly face so I could laugh at it...

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I want to say that I'm pissed/angry and I want to kill you sooo much!

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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR: at least I'm not a son of a bitch

2) You smell like shit!
YR: i think it came from you...

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: I know you hate me because you are worse than me

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: what an uglier creature you are...

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: go ahead..you'll trip as soon you lift your leg.....haha

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If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: I still love you not...

2) I know you still love me!
YR: I know I still love your sister

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby…
YR: No money, no honey...

4) Please call me...
YR: call you what...'BITCH'???

5) The break up hurt me so much…
YR: Good...because it hurt my wallet...


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If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: At least I don't have your big nose...

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: changed into a total dickhead

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: 50%??? you cheap bastard

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy…
YR: buy what? viagra? don't worry...mine is still working..